Choose Your Quarry
Select an animal to receive your official hunting season certificate. Prices shown are for 1-month seasons.
Want to hunt something else? Add your own animal or... "target" 😉
Official Licenses for Backyard Safari Enthusiasts
These certificates are 100% satirical and for fun. No actual hunting is involved or endorsed. All proceeds support wildlife conservation charities. Please don't actually hunt anything – especially not political figures. That would be illegal and we don't have the budget for lawyers.
Select an animal to receive your official hunting season certificate. Prices shown are for 1-month seasons.
Want to hunt something else? Add your own animal or... "target" 😉